Subject : Resignation Letter
Dear Visitor,
I hope this message finds you well.
My name is Tony Pits.
For many years, I used to have a cushy, high-paying desk job until I was forced into remote working during the famous pandemic of 2020.
As the months went by, my communication with my managers and my colleagues gradually decreased; it's now been several years since I spoke to anyone from work.
I hate my job.
It's my destiny to be a novelty music writer and performer appearing at my few friends' backyard parties with my awkward songs about life.
I quit.
Kind Regards,
Tony Pits
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Subject : Employment Update
Dear Visitor,
I hope this message finds you well.
My name is Tony Pits.
Since my last message it has become apparent that my new career as a novelty act does not meet the national living wage.
As such, I've had to pivot my strategy, so this week I am mowing lawns for a living. If you, your neighbours, friends, relatives or anyone need help with their gardening, please get in touch on my instagram
https://instagram.com/@tonypits66Kind Regards,
Tony Pits
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Subject : A message from the CEO
Dear Visitor,
My name is Tony Pits.
I am now the CEO of my very own Record Label on which I plan to release my own and only my own music, exclusively.
Here is my company website:
factcheckrecords.comI am still offering my services as a handyman around the garden, house or any kind of renovation, please get in touch on my instagram
https://instagram.com/@tonypits66Kind Regards,
Tony Pits
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